//          *                    ||    |Map of TANSTAAFL CITY, the
  ||============#======BELMONT ST==<500N>= |Central Zone of Tanstaafl County
  ||            *                    ||    |See also , 
  ||--R.Park    * <-Eerie Canal      ||    +--------------------------------
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**##****************Amirthi River****##************                  King
  ||     |      |                    ||           ***               Charles
  ||--Riverside Park---FLUX ST+======||=====+======#======+======+--Stadium
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STATE ST    MICHIGAN AV            HIGH ST               ***    OCEANSIDE DR
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  ||=====+======||=====WOLF ST+======||=====+======+---__  ************##***
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                  Tanstaafl Airport--||--Recycling        +==RIVER ST==||===
                  NASA Space Center  ||                                ||
                 Community Hospital--||                                ||
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                                   <500S>===+==CHICAGO STREET=============\\